Karrine Steffans can not stay away from the glamorous life. The former video vixen and best selling author recently got married after years of promiscuous behavior with celebrity men. However, Steffans has not done well with settling down and living quietly with a husband. During an online rant, Steffans put her new husband on blast for being too “basic.” Here are excerpts of what Steffans wrote while on Twitter.
“We are not equally yoked. You really deserve someone more basic. I’m
tired of pretending your mediocaicy is okay with me. I’m tired of
pretending I don’t miss G650?s. I’m tired of pretending you’re not a
burden. I’m tired of pretending I don’t deserve a f*****g BOSS! I’m
tired of you driving my car. Stop telling me you love me as if you’re
doing me some sort of favor. I don’t need you to love me. I love me. I’m
tired of pretending like you shouldn’t be intimidated by the other men
in my life. Cuz you should. I’m tired of pretending as if I support your
bullshit dreams. I’m tired of pretending your d-ck isn’t the smallest
d-ck I’ve ever seen in my life. Cuz it is. I’m tired of pretending your
favorite rapper didn’t just beat it up on Friday. I’m tired of paying
for everything. I’m tired of moaning when I can’t feel anything!I’m
tired of having to think about someone else to get off. I’m tired of
having to lock my phone when you’re around.I’m tired of taking showers
with you. Can I get a moment! All night. ‘Til 6 in the morning. Next
question.Yes. And I didn’t have to pay for none of it. Next question.
Presidential suite. Next question. About 10 inches. Next question.69.
Next question. Like a boss. Next question. Balls deep. Next question.
I’m tired of having to pretend you’re not the 3rd worst decision I’ve
ever made.”its really hard to satisfy these Hollywood Divas, with such stories of divorce blazing through the air waves everyday, very soon men might just turn to this new sexual dulls for sexual pleasure and forget about marriage.
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